Somebody wrote us?
WE COULDN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Hi Dallas,
So we had a vote here in Vanuatu, and a guy called Peter R. lost, so we are sending him over to you ratbags for a trail ride. He used to be a racing car driver – “some say” he was the STIG, but when you meet him you will realize this is unlikely.
Anyway, he is bringing over two Vanuatu MAD T-Shirts and some stickers, they are crap quality similar to your mag, but that’s why I thought you would enjoy them. Grab a tin of Molson and a shot glass of Bear bile, and ask Peter about riding up the Volcano in Tanna. Once you start him off it will be a long night!
Stay well and come visit some time!
-Terry M.
ED: Well, it happened. A homeless Pablo Escobar looking fella showed up at the airport carrying an axe and told the authorities he was here to “ride with the eRag gang”. After we bailed him out of Customs, we shuttled him off to eRag HQ. Despite falling off his bike (a lot), he proudly hung onto the axe while raving like a lunatic. What’s with the axe, you South Pacific reprobates?
PS: We tacked that janky Vanuatu sticker onto the eRag Jet to ward off the flies.
Hi Dallas,
Darn darn darn, Megs is my hero! I just impaled my thigh. Picture attached if you’re not too squeamish. The accident gave me a kick up the arse to get some serious coaching so I can better manage myself and my bike. I’ve taken no lessons and just follow my boyfriend around. I want to be a great rider and do it well. But I cannot manage this Sunday as I won’t be recovered.
Please can you keep the offers coming over the summer. My surgeon says I’ll be fully recovered after 3 - 4 weeks. It’s actually “only a flesh wound”
-Louisa C.
ED: This looks surprisingly like the "impaling" portion of our off-road curriculum. You're way ahead of the class!
EMPLOYEES MUST DELETE HISTORY BEFORE LEAVING WASHROOM
Hey, is there anyway to Get a paper copy of the eRag? When I am out camping and need to do my business it would be nice to have something to wipe my ass with.
Ray M.
ED: Hell no, we don't do print. But thanks to our new mobile-friendly format, you can now wipe your ass with your phone!
LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FI… NO WAIT, YOU’RE SERIOUS.
I found a perfect spot for some of the decals you sent me. I put them on our fire engine. Now we can get to the scene so quickly the fires don’t even have a chance to start. I have a feeling that everyone will want one.
Thanks
Carl S.
ED: They better put additional holy shit handles in that 20 ton fireboat. The additional horsepower will surely catch your driver off-guard and we don't want you to extinguish a BMW rider while pulling into Starbucks.
