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CABO LOVE
Hi Hosers, I love the way this article started.
I too reacted this way when my wife mentioned we were going to Jamaica and then this past summer when we went to Cancun. After reading the story I wish I would have looked into Cabo with more tenacity. Whenever my wife talks about a vacation spot I immediately start thinking "how can I turn this into some sort of off-road adventure?". With the trips to Jamaica and Cancun I even considered going on an ATV excursion (excuse me, I think I just threw up in my mouth). It is reassuring to know that I'm not the only guy who has knobbies on the brain when you hear of a new vacation spot.
I did check out the website bajaride.com and while there I encountered a popup from Fab asking if he could help. I kindly replied back saying just looking at the site and that I had gotten the website info from Traction eRag. He starting yelling profanities at me that instant...oh wait, that's what I expected him to do once I mentioned your magazine [ED: Der!?]. I shared the story with my 16 year old son and he liked the idea [ED: Der!?] of finding an excursion like this on our next family trip. Planning that next off-road adventure,
-Carl
ED: Knowingly or unknowingly you have uncovered the key to heaven on earth. Use this child to your advantage. Think of him as a long, peach fuzzed lever needed to pry open your crate of dreams. Use this tool properly and you will receive what you desire. And, believe me, everyone wins. Good luck my brother.
Fantastic article by Egle Gerulaityte on falling off the bike, funny, true and just good reading!
-David R
Nicely categorized Egle. I think some of us actually experience a fourth tier of ‘crunch’ from which we may not get up for some time, but you’re right to have remained silent on those. Best not talked about really. Good article.
-Shaun O’R
ED: Eglė's attitude fits right in. Failure is the only path to success. We practice failure regularly.
ALRIGHT MAGGOTS
Dallas et.al., How can rock bottom get any lower you might ask? Just read this latest issue. Calling it a Festering heap of maggot toe jam would be too kind. Hell fellers, even though you’re Canadians, have a little pride.
-Marc from Montreal
PS: Laid up with triple ligament surgery after a second failed attempt at the Longest Day Rally. I’ll never learn. . .
HEY HEY HEY. We're usually ok with name calling but when you suggested toe jam you crossed the line. Toe jam isn't fermented nearly enough for our livers. Get it straight, ya gimp.
